hah i forgot to say that this xanga is where i'm gonna tell jokes and stories and stuff
There were three students: one Japanese, Haole, and Filipino. The teacher asked the students to use the words, "chicken, nut, and bread" in a sentence. The Japanese girl went first.
"Last night for dinner my mother cooked us chicken and yummy banana nut bread".
"That's good", the teacher replied.
Next went the haole boy, "I live on a farm and we raise chickens, and grow nuts to put them into our bread".
After that, the teacher asked the Filipino boy to use the words in a sentence.
The Filipino boy replied, "Ho ya know... my madda said neba put de plastic bag oba my sistah's head cuz chicken nut bread"
**if u dont get it (ha you know my mother said never put the plastic bag over my sister's head because she CANNOT BREATHE)
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